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Yes, Pigs Do Have Bank Accounts
Hey. Hi. How are ya? Good. I’m happy. I sucked down a bunch of coffee and I’m wearing a men’s tank top because fuck the establishment. I’m not really sure what that means because I had a meatball sub...
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Comedy Cruise!
And I’m not using that as a schticky nickname for when Tom Cruise is being a snarky little tart. But really, there is a comedy cruise! I’ve been eyeing this puppy for a few weeks now. There are going...
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Mama’s Gotta Brand New Tooth
Hey skeebermeisters! I got me a brandy-new tooth in my face hole. I realize that I have many face holes, but it’s in my biggest face hole with the rest of my teeth. Following a 3 year diet consisting...
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Coke Whore
I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the cracking of my sweet, delicious Coke. The cracking of the can, the first sip of crisp liquid love. I’ve fallen back into my old habits....
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